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Tears Of The Kraken
Tears Of The Kraken
$10.00
From his eternal prison at the bottom of the ocean, the Kraken weeps. Every spring I stop by to mock […]
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Jerkin’ Around
Jerkin’ Around
$10.00
Ever met a Jamaican that didn’t like a spicy jerk rub? Me either, else they’d be Ja-fakin’. No worries mon, […]
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Tropical Explosion
Tropical Explosion
$10.00
A spicy-sweet experience designed with leaner fare (chicken, seafood, veggies, etc.) in mind. It tastes like an island paradise, if […]
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The Most Impressive Rub
The Most Impressive Rub
$10.00
When Hamlet said “ay, there’s the rub!” he was talking about this one. My spicy seasoning is ideal for roasting, […]
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On The Lamb
On The Lamb
$10.00
This bold Mediterranean seasoning is anything but sheepish. Just a sprinkle or two (or ten) will liven up your next […]
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Aye Yi-Yi-Yi-Yah
Aye Yi-Yi-Yi-Yah
$10.00
After years of effort, I’ve finally crafted a spice that tastes exactly like a Mariachi band sounds. Set your taste […]
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Salt Spectacular
Salt Spectacular
$10.00
Enjoy your salt with a different kind of pepper. Made with non-iodized kosher salt (which is objectively tastier), this is […]
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The Original
The Original
$14.00
Among mankind’s greatest sins is the culinary duality: hot sauces aren’t tasty, and tasty sauces aren’t hot. Lucky for you, […]
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The Captain’s Rage
The Captain’s Rage
$14.00
I couldn’t take it anymore. Foolish mortals and their pathetic attempts at world peace and “hot” sauces have brought me […]
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Not-So-Soy
Not-So-Soy
$14.00
Asian cuisine has the distinct honor of being among the spiciest and most flavorful in the mortal realm. Add this, […]
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