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  • Tears Of The Kraken

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    Tears Of The Kraken

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    From his eternal prison at the bottom of the ocean, the Kraken weeps. Every spring I stop by to mock […]

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  • Jerkin’ Around

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    Jerkin’ Around

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    Ever met a Jamaican that didn’t like a spicy jerk rub? Me either, else they’d be Ja-fakin’. No worries mon, […]

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  • Tropical Explosion

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    Tropical Explosion

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    A spicy-sweet experience designed with leaner fare (chicken, seafood, veggies, etc.) in mind. It tastes like an island paradise, if […]

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  • The Most Impressive Rub

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    The Most Impressive Rub

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    When Hamlet said “ay, there’s the rub!” he was talking about this one. My spicy seasoning is ideal for roasting, […]

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  • On The Lamb

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    On The Lamb

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    This bold Mediterranean seasoning is anything but sheepish. Just a sprinkle or two (or ten) will liven up your next […]

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  • Aye Yi-Yi-Yi-Yah

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    Aye Yi-Yi-Yi-Yah

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    After years of effort, I’ve finally crafted a spice that tastes exactly like a Mariachi band sounds. Set your taste […]

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  • Salt Spectacular

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    Salt Spectacular

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    Enjoy your salt with a different kind of pepper. Made with non-iodized kosher salt (which is objectively tastier), this is […]

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    The Original

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    The Original

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    Among mankind’s greatest sins is the culinary duality: hot sauces aren’t tasty, and tasty sauces aren’t hot. Lucky for you, […]

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    The Captain’s Rage

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    The Captain’s Rage

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    $14.00

    I couldn’t take it anymore. Foolish mortals and their pathetic attempts at world peace and “hot” sauces have brought me […]

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    Not-So-Soy

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    Not-So-Soy

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    Asian cuisine has the distinct honor of being among the spiciest and most flavorful in the mortal realm. Add this, […]

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