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The Original
The Original
$14.00
Among mankind’s greatest sins is the culinary duality: hot sauces aren’t tasty, and tasty sauces aren’t hot. Lucky for you, […]
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The Captain’s Rage
The Captain’s Rage
$14.00
I couldn’t take it anymore. Foolish mortals and their pathetic attempts at world peace and “hot” sauces have brought me […]
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Not-So-Soy
Not-So-Soy
$14.00
Asian cuisine has the distinct honor of being among the spiciest and most flavorful in the mortal realm. Add this, […]
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Mediterranean Meltdown
Mediterranean Meltdown
$14.00
Mediterranean is known for its bold simplicity, and deserves a hot sauce to match. Fortunately for humanity, the Captain is […]
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Green-Go
Green-Go
$14.00
My verde sauce is unlike any you’ve tasted before. The secret? It’s made from babies—baby peppers, that is. My blend […]
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Garlic Punch
Garlic Punch
$14.00
The Captain likes wings. So he set out to make the most delicious wing sauce in the history of mankind. […]
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Dewberry Delight
Dewberry Delight
$14.00
You have been blessed this day with my most curious concoction. Sweet. Spicy. Subtle. Refreshing? Its most mystical property is […]
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The Captain’s Nectar
The Captain’s Nectar
$14.00
Along the shores of Jimbaran in Bali Indonesia, local fishers serve their catch of the day with sambal sauces that […]
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Apple-lutley Pearfect
Apple-lutley Pearfect
$14.00
“But Captain,” I hear them say, “some things shouldn’t be hot.” To those naysayers, I present this sauce. Though a […]